big green hulk-ing things | Monday, August 14, 2006
you know something?
i think shrek and the hulk must have some kinda far-fetched relation. really..shrek;green hulk;green shrek likes to drink potions(shrek2) hulk also sort of drank "potions".
the hulk was a cutie before the "potion" activated. shrek became a hunk after the "potion" activated.
must be some kind of reversed generation genes in there.
any way...shrek. he has layers like onions..(not like cakes) and the hulk also has layers
overlapping muscles on his 10-pack do count.
their also both big greenie with a softie's heart... genes. again.
i therefore come, to the conclusion, that SHREK and HULK are both ogres!
thus i, dub thee, sir Frankenstein... their oldest ancestor!
*clap clap clap* *means yes>*
see, shrek has got his stick-outs ears from his greatgreatgreat-grand daddy. luckily shrek was born bald... or he'll have 365 , 24/7 bad hair... i'm sure that would have been the last straw for princess Fiona.
seriously.. frankie's bride needs a super-duper extra smoothening frizz control conditioner for that bush on top of her husband's head.
he also needs a hair treatment and a cut on top of that.
fashion designers and consultants all over the world would have heart attacks and eye cancer if they saw the state of his clothes.
at least the more modern hulk has a better fashion sense.
even if he caused us to faint in fright at his now evolved hercules-worthy lean hard muscles, by ripping his clothes off and letting the rest of the show go to waste...
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