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i like to lie | Sunday, August 13, 2006


due to an overwhelming response..
i have decided to post another.

...okay..that's a lie.
i like to lie

BUT i SWEAR that i won't lie...
for this post.

seriously..
i think i need to see a plastic surgeon.
really.
and no..it's not because i need to get a boob job
although some people think i need one.

no botox either.
no way am i going to look like barbie...
even though ken may want it.

i just need to have some laugh restrictions.
i'm going crazy.
sometimes i think i sound like i just drowned.
or i have some kind of respiration infecting illness
like hyper-ventilation,or a sudden asthma attack.
maybe lung cancer.
who knows?

and sometimes i just think a evil warty witch has possesed me
*cackle in the moonlight*

my laughter is so confusing that sometimes i don't even know whether i'm crying my eyes out or laughing my foot off...

okay...
the part on being confused was a total lie...
harhar

i like to lie.

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*burp*day on 12th Dec 92
i want to be thinner, but someone has given MY metabolism to some stick insect idiot that doesn't need it. Warning: am prone to dance on the bed and talk to oneself when bored

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