i need to buy a butt cushion | Sunday, October 29, 2006
yes
i reallyyy need to buy a butt cushion
with straps.
went to east coast park to cycle yesterday
with me, stef n jean
the journey was super-longdeliciously, long
all of us nearly fell asleep,
in the end me and jean started sitting in totally chor loh positions like;
taking a seat each n leaning our backs on the windows while resting our legs on the other seats
in the end, we started to do alot of boh liao things like comment on car colours,
complaining about how pathetic we were on wanting to sleep so early in the day
and that if we owned cars, what colours would they be.
stef was just siting demurely at another seat listening to her damn music.
act mature = q
turns out that jean wanted 3 cars.
one pink, one green and one orange
crazy girl
then she was going on about having matching clothes shoes n phone covers
when i suggested that she should dye her hair a matching colour too
when we reached our destination ( finally!)
i discovered that stef's bladder problem was acting up again
at cp=1 time
at katong plaza=1 time
at east coast=1 time
at katong plaza opon returning=1 time
at tampines mall=1 time
total times she went; 5
me n jean only went once the whole trip
at east coast park;
the bicycle rental rate sucked, a whole lot
$16 for two hours + one hour free, it was so damn ex-pen-ssive
and the worst thing was, the bicycle had to scyn!
so when jean started paddling at first i couldn't get the tempo of it,
so the bloody back paddles kept spinning on their own and hiting my poor legs!
i went: woah. woah OUCH!!! oww, oww, owW~!!
and jean went: ahh, woah . . . AHHHH!!!~
so me n her just went woah-ing and ahh-ing for like dunno how long
and there was so MANY hairy ang mohs starring at us.
damn embarrasing.
but luckily the noise pollution went down after a while... heng sia
later on, i found out that the seats hurt,
and then me n jean started complaining like hell on how the seats were horrible n how our butts hurt like hell as well as a discussion on the bringing of butt cushions with straps on them for our next cycling trip, just in case.
n stef was just there cycling along shuang-ly on her single, comfy bike.
=(
and some how the discussion went to become a debate on which butt cushioning method would work the best.
i just thought that wearing thicker pants would help
but then jean got the idea of stuffing cotton wool in the seat of the pants
weird
then we went to the beach to rest our poor butts.
one word for it; SHIOK
we just doodled in the sand on stuff n jean was totally obsessed with calling herself MRS.FONG aka, wife of alex fong. -,-
then we went on top of the rocky thingie to rest and the wind was all blowing n stuff so it was actually very cooling.
kinda romantic.
then jean started adding to the mood by playing all types of love songs.
then i complained that i didn't have any so she sent me one by jakie chan n someone else
quite old, called endless love
it turns out i couldn't play it. shit
so the whole day turned out quite nicely and all our hair got turned into imitations of mr.porcupine by hair stylist; typhoon.
after stef went home, jean n i went to pick up some stuff at cold sotrage n value for the gathering.
it freakin made us feel like housewives
we were lugging bags of marshmellow,chocolate bars, ice-cream cones, a 8pack box of titbits, and a mini bottle of hershey egg shell fudge.
u better be grateful sexxay 6c's.
i should have listened to jean when she asked if we need a basket at the entrance.
desperate housewives;
desperate for a basket and looking like bona fide, 14-year-old housewives.
in the end jean went to get a basket while i went to look at sprinkles.
before going, she retorted back; but housewives do not have to buy enough junk food to feed 30 kids.
groceries bought, next stop... value
bought some plates, forks, spoons, pink n blue bowls, as well as 2 notebooks for signing.
conserve ppl, conserve.
cuz we might not have enough plates/forks/spoons/bowls to go round
pls sign the books for me n jean before leaving,
pens will be provided,
just don't take them home.
if you do;
big momma is going to come from hollywood n spank ur butts
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6c ppl... here i come! | Friday, October 27, 2006
woohoo! 6c chio bu's, shuai ge's, xiao char boh's n retards . . .
i have good and bad news for all of u
which d'ya want to hear first?
of course the good news first loh, the ppl of 6c got bad news die die will also dun wan hear de
the good news . . . will have a 6c gathering on 20th nov(date not really confirm), if can go pls don't tell me, go tell jean.
will be held at the function room.
those that want to swim pls come early at bout 4 or 4.30
or those that got nth to do can also come early. . . but don't expect to be anything to do for u unless u want to clean the toilets for the aunties
those that don't want to swim OR clean toilets, u may come later at bout 5.30 (p.m pls, don't want any one calling us at unearthly hours)
meet at rangun(sp?) lrt station, call jean upon reaching. the pool is directly in front of the function room so there is no chance of getting lost. for bathrooms; take the function room a north, the guys toilet will be on the west n the girls on the east.
male perverts; pls don't go to the females toilet by 'accident', females this applies to u too; don't go to the males toilet.
btw, each toilet only has two cubicles for bathing(not sure for male toilet), so those that are swimming will just have to take turns.
will be holding a mini 'tour' when u ppl arrive, just in case
there will be pizza, pasta, marshmellows, chocolate, ice-cream, fudge, thousand and thousands, garlic bread n other goodies. so the bad news is that those not going will be missing out on all of the above! too bad, too sad, but we're gonna eat ur share
each person will have to pay $8. nett. in cash. no credit cards or cheque. no ez-link cards either.
this is not MacDonalds ppl. neither is it the bird stall where u can use a platinium master card like bloody richard did. although we wouldn't mind is you gave us the whole card =)
think jean has just set up a class webbie though, but i can't blippin' go in cus of the name.
think she also has the date changed too.
f*** it man, change the date jean . . .
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the bloody SIMS2 won't load ! | Monday, October 23, 2006
haven't posted in quite awhile . . .
and i'm feeling sian. . .
so i got this from jean who stole it from michelle
Bold the statements that are true to you.
Italise the statements that you WISH were true.
Leave the Fibs alone.
Then, stab 5 people to do the same test.
I miss someone right now.
I do not watch tv these days.
I wear glasses or contact lenses.
I love to play video games.
I have tried marojuana.
I have been in a threesome.
I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
I have changed mentally over the last year.
I carry a knife/razor everywhere with me.
I curse.
Im totally smart. HAHAHA!
I've broken someone's bones.
I'm paranoid sometimes.
I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
I need money right now.
I love sushi.
I talk really, really fast.
I have long hair.
I have lost money in Las Vegas.
I have at least one sibling.
I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
I couldn't survive without Caller ID.
I like the way I look.
I am usually pessimistic.
I have a lot of mood swings.
I have a hidden talent.
I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
I have a lot of friends.
I am currently single.
I have pecked someone of the same sex.
I enjoy talking on the phone.
I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
I love to shop.Enjoy window shopping.
I would rather shop than eat.
I don't hate anyone.
I'm a pretty good dancer.
I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
i have a cell phone.
I believe in God.
I watch MTV on a daily basis.
I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.I've rejected someone before.
I want to have children in the future.
I have changed a diaper before.
I've called the cops on a friend before.
I'm not allergic to anything.
I have a lot to learn.
I'm shy around members of the opposite sex.
I have made a significant other or crush in the past.
I have tried alcohol before.
I own the South Park movie.
I would die for my best friend.
I think that Pizza Hut has the best pizza.
I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
I love Michael Jackson, scandals and all.
Halloween is awesome because you get f ree candy.
I watch Spongebob Squarepants and I like it.
I am happy at this moment.
I'm obessed with guys.
I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.
I study for tests most of the time.
I am comfortable with who I am right now.
I have more than just my ears pierced.
I walk barefoot wherever I can.
I have jumped off a bridge.
I love sea turtles.
I spend ridiculous money on makeup.
Plan on achieving a major goal/dream.
I'm proficient in a musical instrument.
I worked at McDonald's restaurant.
I hate office jobs.
I love sci-fi movies.
I think water rules.
I went collage out of state.
I like sausages.
I love kisses.
I fall for the worst people.
I adore bright colours.
I can't live without black eyeliner.
I don't know why the hell I'm doing this.
I usually like covers better than originals.
I can pick up things with my toes.
I can't whistle.
I can move my tongue in wave, much like a snake's slither.
I have ridden/owned a horse.
I still have every journal I've written in.
I can't stick to a diet.
I talk in my sleep.
I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
I have jazz in my blood.
Climbing trees is a brilliant past-time.
I wear a toe ring.
I can't stand at LEAST one person I work with.
I am a caffeine junkie.
I cosplay or know what cosplaying is.
I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical the better.
I'm an artist.
I only clean my roon when necessary.
I like a person of the same sex.
I love being happy.
I am an adrenaline junkie.
Here are those who deserve being stabbed in their backs.
#o1.me
#o2. me
#o3. me
#o4. me
#o5. my teddy bear
o m g ... i'm so bored again
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bored to death in 4secs flat | Sunday, October 15, 2006
i can't believe it.
i'm actually getting b o r e d . . . how can this be?
it's just after the exams and i'm getting B.O.R.E.D!!!???
this is like a taboo word, like i'm supposed to have alot of thing on my list of things-to-do
like for example: get a life
jump in the pool
go crazy and, kill everyone in the streets?!
you know, anything?!
and besides that, i just ate curry for breakfast . . . and now i've got a tummy ach. OUCH
has any one bought a voodoo doll and put my name up on it?
a purple voodoo doll perhaps? one with mushroom hair?
or one that say's 'bugis market' when pressed in the middle?
i. am . so . bored . out . of . my . guts
my eyes are popping out, my digestive system is rotting, i have 2 appendix.
okay, i'm lying. but that's just because i'm bored okay... it's counted as a white lie.
and white lies don't count as lie, so there. I=
but everyone seems to have something to do.
vincent is obsessed with PRISON BREAK and chocolate cupcakes
stef is obsessed with chioing MAPLE
probably wx is too . . .
ec is . . . obsessed with, er . . . god knows what
zm can't be obsessed cuz she has fever =( but at least she has something to do!
qh is away on short vacation!
and most of all jean is obsessed with cute hong kong guys alex fong is her LAOGONG!
I WANT TO BE OBSESSED WITH SOMETHING!!!
maybe i should take up terrorism as a profession . . .
you know. . .like, people running in the streets, screaming/tearing their hair out and then i shall be in the middle or all this chaos, holding a rapid-fire, state-of-the-art, rifle while laughing my evil laugh; BWAHHAHA
sadist
but there are some problems, 1. i don't have a a rapid fire, state of the art, rifle.
2.and have no idea how to get one.
3.even if i did i wouldn't have the money for it.
maybe i should become a WDM dealer instead.
okay, nevermind, tummy ache's gone... hee hee
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i'm back people! | Saturday, October 14, 2006
o m g~
i have a feeling i'm going to flunk chinese, math, history, geo, art and blah blah blah
but WHO CARES man
i'm F . R . E . E man
i believe i can fly, i believe i can touch the sky
i shall start to worship sleeping from today! oh hail the mighty zzZZzZZzzzZZz who brings us the humble mortals rest, although we may snore, drool or sleep or talking our dreams, tell secrets we shouldn't, or do unsightly things in our sleep, but we still love you oh mighty sleep thank you once again for this gift of momentarily death. . . amen~ but thou shall not worship majong. thou thinks majong is a curse on thou. went to play majong at ec house yesterday, took some time to get the hang of it. damn wx, ec and vincent for wining! wx n ec keep wining! what hu! also qh n zm win bout 2(?) times also! then me n stef is like always almost hu but then some idiot will suddenly hu! omg... i'm going to burst a blood vessel soon. most of the time me n stef have a really nice suite but most of them were not vaild cuz of a S t u p i d flower tile we did not have. and then zm n qh keep stealing out tiles! they keep peng/pong-ing OUR tiles that we want to CHI!!! *PoP* oh, there goes my blood vessel. and speaking of CHI, haha, vincent was hilarious! every time he wanted to 'eat' a tile from the person before him, he would say in a VERRY prima donna, high-pitched voice "CHI", and then take the tile with a uber smug, i-gonna-win-this-time, smile. and then everyone started saying chi. so the room was like, CHI CHI chi chi CHI CHI CHI also, when any tile came out, he would be like super high strung and the immediately put a hand over it while saying 'what tile! what tile isit!' then when it wasn't the tile he wanted then he would sudenly relax and say; oh, i don't need it. hello, goosebumps are all appearing. when any one took a long time to throw a tile, everyone would just be like, 'fasterfasterfaster!" then when it was a tile that no one needed, evert one would say "CHEY". lol i'm soo happy that the exams are over. :) going escape tmr! let's SCREAM! S-C-R-E-A-M! now , i have time to get my metalbolism back. harharhar.
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