make a wish! | Tuesday, December 12, 2006
yae yae yae!
it's my birthday TODAY!
nah, nah, nah. so wish me a happy birthday! =)
give me a cupcake,
with a candle on top,
let me make 3 small wishes,
one for you,
and one for me,
the last is never to be revealed~
WooHoo~ *extinguishes candle with saliva*
i'm gonna eat some cake,
pizza, and some cheapo 99cents sushi.
but i don't care cuz it's MY BIRTHday!!!
yae, my mom bought me a special cake today, yup yup.
all birthday cakes are special, yup yup,
but my cake is EXTRA special with all capital letters =)
do you know why?
no, i won't tell you why, it won't be so special after that.
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okay! okay!
i can't stand the suspense!
it's not everyday you turn fourteen on 12th dec
my cake is actually not, a whole cake.
yup.
it's made up of many different pieces of seperate slices.
so now my 'cake' is actually many slices of yummy calorie loaded cakes!
so i've got tiramisu, chocolate fudge, black forest, american cheesecake, Oreo mint cake, strawberry cake, coffee cake and almond too!~
yummy yummy, it's gonna be in my tummy after Dinner!
WAHharharhar
all u skinny twiggies out there. . .
ENVY me! be JEALOUS! cuz i'm gonna lavish the cakes one by scrumti-licious one.
HaHa, and i'm gonna eat them Right in front of YOU!
and don't pertend you don't care, cuz i know ur aneroxic bodies are Craving them.
*shit*
how could i be so evil on my birthday, forgive me god.
birthdays should be a Pleasant event, with Civilised people,
Elegantly eating their cakes with the Proper forks and their Pinkies UP.
NOT, a Raucous party, with monkeys Swinging on the chandelier,
Throwing the cake , and the people below Devouring what's left of the cake with Whatever fork they can find in the drawer.
okay, the monkeys maybe alittle over the top,
but i would have liked them (if they do not have rabies) =D
hmm, but actually most of the we just eat the cake on a foam disposable plate
with an equally disosable fork so no one has to do the washing.
then we throw Them into the disposable plastic bag in the not-so-disposable bin.
then the plates start to decompose and give of CFCs into the environment,
which in turn will destroy the ozone layer.
OH god! i'm such a BAD birthday girl. . . *sob*
THANK YOU everyone who wished me a happy birthday,
and i wish you all a happy belated birthday too!
thank you people for staying up late, when you could sleep early,
just to wish me happy birthday!
i want to thank my papa, my mama,
*sniff*
my crappy brother, my non-existence Maria and Yati,
*SoB*
the people at Han's who made my Special birthday cake and the monkeys who don't have rabies.
thank you all so much =)
although i've been such a bad girl
dear Santa,
please forgive me for all the bad things i've done this year because i don't want any more bad karma points. i'm going to leave a eraser and a correction tape with your christmas cookies this time so you don't have to go to Popular @ the north pole for them. please forgive the monkeys for throwing the cakes too. i don't think they have rabies, so you can leave them a christmas present too. please send me some non-CFCs disposable plates and give me back my metalbolism.
thank you,
and Amen.
p.s. share your cookies with Mrs.claus, it'll help with your pot belly too. =)
-The Bad Birthday Girl
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Name: onyx turtle
Age: 14
*burp*day on 12th Dec 92
i want to be thinner, but someone has given MY metabolism to some stick insect idiot that doesn't need it. Warning: am prone to dance on the bed and talk to oneself when bored
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