my.mine.me.Chocolate Fudge

beware ants

2007-01-19T22:48:00.000+08:00

i just realised something.

my handwriting is getting smaller.

i was doing my geo homework and the words looked okay while i was writing them,
but then when i stopped to observe them... OMG

they were like so damn tiny
the 'tallest' letter was like, only 2mm?!

i swear if an ant tried to read whatever i wrote, it would get myopia in an instant.

darn, is there any way to make one's handwriting grow bigger?

1st day at sch

2007-01-03T17:12:00.000+08:00

okay, i know i shouldn't be doing this when i have so much to do,
but i have no dicipline =)

confession: i almost fell asleep in class.
o be exact, during social studies.
when the teacher first walked in, it wasn't even the end of recess yet!
so kiasu.

n when i first looked at him...

i thought...

SO GAY!

lol, i know i'm bad to say that, but really, he looks so gay.
n during the lesson, he kept say all that stuff that made everyone damn sleepy.
i swear i wasn't the only one sleeping.
actually, i can't rmb what he said, because i was so sleeepy.
*YAWN*

actually, i also can't tell if i did fall asleep anot,
but if i did, i hould have slept for ONE period. =)

our english teacher is quite pretty.
n nice to us.
i can't comment any further.
forgot everything.

what i rmb is there are alot of Ng and Eng's in our teachers.
my form n science teacher is Ng wei yi,
my chem teacher is mdm/ms/mrs eng/ng.
i don't rmb the front, n she judt said out her name, so i don't rmb.

i was made vice-chair =)
what a surprise.
augustine was made chair.
then we talked about me doing the log book.
then scared forget to ask the teacher to sign,
like last yr stef n yw liddat =) (sry)
then royston say can forge the signature,
so bad! lol

so i guess now ask him to forg all the teachers signature le bah,
so no need for me n augustine to get up at all =)
holiday lazy.

hmm, HAHA, u know what?
my life education teacher is mr. koh.
once in sec1 he took my class's music.
then he made us Sing ~good morning mis-ter koh~
when ever he sang ~good mor-ning boys n girls~
omg, that was one of the GAYest moments in my life.
i'm sooo glad he didn't make us do it this time.

opps! shoud go do home work now,
i'm such a bad girl for not doing homework first. =b

new year resolutions

2007-01-02T21:06:00.000+08:00

*actually this post is for yesterday but there was smth wrong with the internet connection,

so... i'm posting it today.*

Another year has passed and Santa Claus has grown a few more white hairs.

It’s time to make more New Year resolutions! =)

*masses of protest*

okay okay!

Fine!

I know I break practically all of them every single year and most of them are more or less forgotten the second I make them

BUT…

I will improve,

so I’m gonna post them this year,

and all u guys out there must help me remember them!

Here goes. ..

The New Year resolutions I must remember

No1. improve my memory

(so that I will not forget my new New Year resolutions)

No2. lose 10kg

Hmm, that a bit too bloody ambitious… 5kg?

Fine, JUST lose weight =/

No.3 stop freakin’ swearing so much.

Shit, I just swore.

Oh damn I did it again.

What the hell. =I

No.4 be more girly

ya, u got it, the infamous crazy kiddy is now trying to be more girly.

But first, can some one buy me the hugo boss black ballish cologne thingie for men?

I know it’s for men,

But it’s just darn c u t e !

*swoons*

No5. buy chanel no.5?

Lol, that wasn’t my idea, it’s vincent’s.

Nah, think I should just stop copying other ppl’s homework…

After I copy my holiday homework from other people. =)

No.6 eat more chocolate!

Yae! Finally a resolution that I will enjoy.

Research has shown that the coco beans used in chocolate contains flavournoids (sp?) which help reduce the risk of heart problems… smth like that.

BUT, it’s greatly beneficial to health with long termed consumption.

Sadly, only dark chocolate that contain 70% and above amounts of coco have pros that outweigh the cons. =(

No.7 indulge

Hei hei, MY horoscope this year has said that I should Not deny any cravings.

Actually it said “Don't deny yourself that new experience you've been craving, be it a trip or a class.” Well, indulging in ice-cream IS a experience i’m craving. Isn’t it? ;D

No.8 'Aim to make yourself happy by becoming really, truly intimate with someone.'

(that was part of my horoscope too)

Well I would be happy if I lost all that flab,

I CAN become really truly intimate with some one,

Myself!

If only I could get past all that flab.

No.9 get more ang pao/bao

Gosh, I can’t even spell that red coloured packet.

Any way, all you married couples out there,

Remember you must help me with my New Year resolutions!

A good way to start is by preparing more $$ in this year’s red packet =d

HAPPY NEW YEAR everyone!!!

and remember my red packet =)

it's the 13th!

2006-12-13T18:21:00.000+08:00

nooo! it's the 13th ofdec, doomsday!
how could this happen to meee~

the 13 unlucky thing that will make up the 13times unlucky day.
1.walking under a ladder to the kitchen to get a bar of chocolate containing 13 pieces

2.eating the bar of chocolate cotaining 13 pieces, then being guilty and pigging on another 12bars cotaining 13 pieces each.

3.walking 13x2 times under the ladder to get those other 12 bars of chocolate.

4.feeling sick with urself and going out for a walk to walk of the calories, u find out it's raining so u open a umbrella INSIDE before going out.

5. u open n close ur unbrella another 12 times because; u had to change ur shoes to flip-flops, u had to close the windows, then u were thirsty, u had to got to the toilet, u forgot ur key, someone called, u found ur pant's had a hole, finally realised the ladder was bad luck and put it back, thought after all u'd done should be worth enough calories *open close*sat down, though better of it and opened it again, realised it had a hole and changed another one and opened it before realising it wasn;\'t raning any more.

6. u finally got out and say the cat-lady next door holding 13 black kittens to be given out as she couldn't afford to keep them.

7. on ur way, u passed by a mac and went in cuz u couldn't resist the scent, ordered a pack of offer fries that cost $1.30

8.ate 13 fries before feeling sickned with urself for eating so much.

9.throwing the rest of it into bin no.13.

10.as u walked back, bus 13 ran into a puddle n u got splashed head to toe in dirty water.

11.u took the stairs in order to lose more calories but couldn't tahan when u reached the 13th floor.

12.u went up the rest of the way in the lift and took a shower, the shower broke down after 13 mins.

13. by then it was only 13mins past one o'clock in the afternoon. 13:13.

probably 13 seconds too.

http://i-am-getting-fatter.blogspot.com

make a wish!

2006-12-12T14:33:00.000+08:00

yae yae yae!

it's my birthday TODAY!
nah, nah, nah. so wish me a happy birthday! =)

give me a cupcake,
with a candle on top,
let me make 3 small wishes,
one for you,
and one for me,
the last is never to be revealed~
WooHoo~ *extinguishes candle with saliva*

i'm gonna eat some cake,
pizza, and some cheapo 99cents sushi.
but i don't care cuz it's MY BIRTHday!!!

yae, my mom bought me a special cake today, yup yup.
all birthday cakes are special, yup yup,
but my cake is EXTRA special with all capital letters =)

do you know why?
no, i won't tell you why, it won't be so special after that.

~
~~
~~~
~~
~

okay! okay!
i can't stand the suspense!
it's not everyday you turn fourteen on 12th dec

my cake is actually not, a whole cake.
yup.
it's made up of many different pieces of seperate slices.
so now my 'cake' is actually many slices of yummy calorie loaded cakes!
so i've got tiramisu, chocolate fudge, black forest, american cheesecake, Oreo mint cake, strawberry cake, coffee cake and almond too!~

yummy yummy, it's gonna be in my tummy after Dinner!
WAHharharhar
all u skinny twiggies out there. . .
ENVY me! be JEALOUS! cuz i'm gonna lavish the cakes one by scrumti-licious one.
HaHa, and i'm gonna eat them Right in front of YOU!
and don't pertend you don't care, cuz i know ur aneroxic bodies are Craving them.

*shit*
how could i be so evil on my birthday, forgive me god.

birthdays should be a Pleasant event, with Civilised people,
Elegantly eating their cakes with the Proper forks and their Pinkies UP.
NOT, a Raucous party, with monkeys Swinging on the chandelier,
Throwing the cake , and the people below Devouring what's left of the cake with Whatever fork they can find in the drawer.

okay, the monkeys maybe alittle over the top,
but i would have liked them (if they do not have rabies) =D

hmm, but actually most of the we just eat the cake on a foam disposable plate
with an equally disosable fork so no one has to do the washing.
then we throw Them into the disposable plastic bag in the not-so-disposable bin.
then the plates start to decompose and give of CFCs into the environment,
which in turn will destroy the ozone layer.

OH god! i'm such a BAD birthday girl. . . *sob*

THANK YOU everyone who wished me a happy birthday,
and i wish you all a happy belated birthday too!

thank you people for staying up late, when you could sleep early,
just to wish me happy birthday!
i want to thank my papa, my mama,
*sniff*
my crappy brother, my non-existence Maria and Yati,
*SoB*
the people at Han's who made my Special birthday cake and the monkeys who don't have rabies.

thank you all so much =)
although i've been such a bad girl

dear Santa,
please forgive me for all the bad things i've done this year because i don't want any more bad karma points. i'm going to leave a eraser and a correction tape with your christmas cookies this time so you don't have to go to Popular @ the north pole for them. please forgive the monkeys for throwing the cakes too. i don't think they have rabies, so you can leave them a christmas present too. please send me some non-CFCs disposable plates and give me back my metalbolism.

thank you,
and Amen.
p.s. share your cookies with Mrs.claus, it'll help with your pot belly too. =)

-The Bad Birthday Girl

ching ching blues

2006-12-11T12:52:00.000+08:00

i think i'm having PMS.
post-money-symptom

doctor! i'm felling stressed!
i don't have any money!!!
my hands are itchy, i want to stalk people in shopping malls,
i have a craving to buy everything in sight, i want to play 5-stones with my change,
i NEED to use $50 notes as my toilet paper!!!

how, how, How?!?!

christmas is coming,
and i'm dreaming of of a 24-carat star shaped diamond for the top of my tree!

oh no. . . i have to spend Money.
i'm suffering from the ching-ching blues!

money isn't everything_
for everthing else_
there's Mastercard._

BUT I DON'T HAVE A MASTERCARD!!

NO!!!~

tune of 'white christmas'
i'm dreaming of a mas-ter card,
just like the ones in the TV.
as the days go by, my stocking is still missing~
of that pla-ti-nium mastercard

*BooHoo*

i hate the ching ching blues =(

i'm back, again.

2006-12-10T19:10:00.000+08:00

ouch, my arms and legs ached,
was aching and still aching.

i'm back from my dairy farm camp =)
actually, i have NO idea why on earth they called it a Dairy Farm camp.
as far as i could see, i could seriously Not hear any mooing or cow dung smell whatsoever.
they even didn't serve and dairy products!
no milk, no cheese, no margerine or even butter.

then only thing we ate alot of was chicken.
fried chicken at lunch, chicken wings at dinner, chicken sausages at supper blah blah blah.
is chicken in anyway related to cows?!
like maybe at night they go back to speaking their own languages?
imagine that!
chickens going MOO!
cows going POK-pok-keh!

creepy.

well, overall, i had alot of fun there.
i did abseiling, flying fox, rock climbing, and high elements.
whoots!

ALPHA! *woooooooooo!*

then uncle at the abseiling station was so nice! he was like this funnier, cooler version of krishnan.so much nicer =)
he even had an earring!
a tiny gold one with a red jewel in the middle =D
anyway, abseiling is not as scary as it looks, u'll only get alittle nervous at the start
but it's serious fun! yae!

the woman who was in charged of the she was quite impatient if u didn't do things right or smth but she's still cool.
at the bottom of the tower u could hear the Lyrics of the songs she was playing from the top where ur suppose to abseil from.
it's like this one long line where u'll be harnessed to and then u just ZIp down from the top to the other end.
then while she was doing a demo to us in what we were suppose to do, she kept calling those she dragged out to do the demo, DAH-lings.
haha, it was quite scary at the begining, u will feel like u were falling falling down and down and down. . .
then suddenly u got JERKED back then u will be half sliding half 'bouncing' the rest of the way,
kinda like swing. so FUN!!!

then the rock climbing was okay, just that my arms got tired after holding too long.
hais, lol, mei chi fan.

high elements, u have to climb up this pole with 'staples' in them, iron pieces that look like staples.
then balance on a single string with another two ropes at your side for support.
and then u just walk across.
there's another one where u have to climb across a rope net thingie.

so like for alot of them u have to grip on really tightly so in the end my hand was so jellyish.
actually, everyone's hand was like that.

I WANT TO DO IT AGAIN! <3

oh my god! i suddenly remembered!
oh no!

oh no, no, no!
how could i!
oh my darling, i'm so sorry.
i should die in the the toilet bowl for forgetting this!
sweety, darling, please forgive me. ..

oh my gosh, my DArLing HANDPHONE!
how could i forget your BIRTHDAY!!!

HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY MY DARH-LING DEAR HANDPHONE!!!

<3

it's MY turn too in a two more days ppl, yeah!

happy birthday to miiiii~
happy birthday to miiiii~
happy BIRTH-day to miii-ee,
happy birthday tOOOOO~ ME!!

*woooo!!*

please don't give me a cow or chicken for my birthday.
sorry people, no cows or fresh milk for you either. =b

i will be going so don't miss me =)

2006-12-07T11:21:00.000+08:00

yup...
i will be gone for the next 3days n 2 nights
so don't miss me cuz i won't miss u.

jean has promised to bring back for me a HK cutie, because i promised to miss her
Jean! when r u coming back, cuz i miss the HK guy ur bringing back. . .
(alothough i prefer a korean hunk, haha)

of i promise to miss me some fresh milk form the diary farm =D
okay, think i will end here since i have nothing else to say

if u want a cow i'll be glad to oblige.
just remember to miss me.

anything and everything

2006-11-29T15:44:00.000+08:00

here goes. . .

ANYTHING.ANYTHING.ANYTHING.ANYTHING.ANYTHING.ANYTHING.ANYTHING.ANYTHING
ANYTHING.ANYTHING.ANYTHING.ANYTHING.ANYTHING.ANYTHING.ANYTHING.ANYTHING
ANYTHING.ANYTHING.ANYTHING.ANYTHING.ANYTHING.ANYTHING.ANYTHING.ANYTHING
ANYTHING.ANYTHING.ANYTHING.ANYTHING.ANYTHING.ANYTHING.ANYTHING.ANYTHING
ANYTHING.ANYTHING.ANYTHING.ANYTHING.ANYTHING.ANYTHING.ANYTHING.ANYTHING
ANYTHING.ANYTHING.ANYTHING.ANYTHING.ANYTHING.ANYTHING.ANYTHING.ANYTHING

&

EVERYTHING.EVERYTHING.EVERYTHING.EVERYTHING.EVREYTHING.EVERYTHING.EVERYTHING
EVERYTHING.EVERYTHING.EVERYTHING.EVERYTHING.EVERYTHING.EVERYTHING.EVERYTHING
EVERYTHING.EVERYTHING.EVERYTHING.EVERYTHING.EVERYTHING.EVERYTHING.EVERYTHING EVERYTHING.EVERYTHING.EVERYTHING.EVERYTHING.EVERYTHING.EVERYTHING.EVERYTHING EVERYTHING.EVERYTHING.EVERYTHING.EVERYTHING.EVERYTHING.EVERYTHING.EVERYTHING EVERYTHING.EVERYTHING.EVERYTHING.EVERYTHING.EVERYTHING.EVERYTHING.EVERYTHING

. . .that was so lame. . .
the lame-est thing i have ever done since Hades knows when.

but i'm bored.
i have nothing to do, so that makes it all right.
because i have the right to be lame.
ALL bored people have a right to be lame, simply because they have nothing to do.

you might declare, "oh, there's loads to do!"
"like what?", i may say.
"well, helping with the housework, read next year's textbooks, clean the toilets-"

<< you deserve this if u were going to say something like that

it's boring boring boring.
and i'm bored bored bored.

the truth hurts_
i know that_
but no one told me it would make you fat also!_

yes, fact the facts
T H E . T R U T H . M A K E S . Y O U . F A T

i'm stuck at home likebubblegum to PCK's dirty, yellow boots.
eating ice-cream and carrot sticks.

AHHH !!!
was i indebt to the carrot sticks and ice-creams in my past life to have deserverd this!
i thought i was supposed to be a male mathmatician in my previous life!

hmm, maybe the ice-creams and carrot sticks were females who were brutally murdered by me in their past lives?!

maybe the carrot sticks were the ones being choppedup by me?
what about the ice-cream?
heehee, perhaps i pushed then into the oven like in hansel & gretel, and they melted?
or did i take them out for a walk and their thick-as-peat make-up melt in the sun and then. . .
they drowned/ sufoccated in their own make-up?!?!

*shivers*
eww, g r o s s .

i swear i will never wear make-up when i grow up.

i'm sorry carrot sticks and ice-cream.
espically you ice-cream, it wasn't my fault you know.
i had nothing to do with it.

please don't come back as calories to haunt me. . .
i can burn you a sample of the new Mabeline lightweight foundation if you like.
as for you, carrot sticks. . . i'll poop more to let your descendants flourish.

i'll go to poop now. . .
might as well clean the toilets too.

enlightenment ; aka. OMmm-ness

2006-11-07T20:57:00.000+08:00

forgive me . . . i'm bored
.again.

okay, let's get back to business
do you ever ponder about what a title really means?
like, as in, the lyrics don't make any sense,
or the title doesn't relate at to whatever the weird lyrics are?

well, the *coughcough* awe-inspiring, Guru of Music (GM) is here to enlighten you humble mortals of the source of you distress!

case #1: justin timberlake- sexyback
verdict= throughout the song, the most frequently mentioned word is... you guessed
it, sexyback. so the most likely thing is that. . .well, he's obsessed with his back and
thinks it's sexy. apparently, his back is sexy enough for him to dedicate a song. i can't
say it for myself because i have never seen his back before. anyway, given the choice, i
would chose someone sexier like . . . idunno, johnny depp?(whats-his-name?)x-men's
wolverine. woohhh! THAT would be hot stuff.

case #2: fergie-london bridge
verdict= i think this is just a case of a mix up on the types of bridges. like in her lyrics "how
come everytime you come around my london bridge, i wanna go down like..." for your
information fergie, london bridge did NOT go down, it fell down. and i think she
confused london bridge with those kinda bridges that breaks into two to allow the ship
to pass through as stated in "part the seas don't be havin' me in the line".poor fergie, u
party too much girl.

case #3: robbie williams-rudebox
verdict= this seems to be asocciated with children. like... 'stop being so rude, go to the box!'
and also in the lyrics "okay now, back to basics" suggests that he's refering to children,
as in they are the basic building blocks of the society, like from a zygote to an
embroy. seems like children are a nasty bunch to him as shown in the lyrics 'your so
nasty'.

case #4:jibbs- chain hang low
verdict= why he did this song in the first place i have totally no idea. maybe he was trying to
copy justin timberlake in his obsession of sexybacks, except that jibbs obsession was in
the era where their metal chains hung low from their even lower slung pants.
but copycats aren't welcomed in the music industry.a word of advice boy; forget it, that
era is not coming back,so forget 'bout hanging 'em low and leave them for the salvation
army.

the enlightenment stops here for now,
gurus need rest from all the watts produces from so much en-lightening
just as en-suits make you wear so many suit for all that dinner parties going on

so, a last word before i go my friends,
MAY . THE . WATTS . BE . WITH . YOU

=(

2006-11-01T18:37:00.000+08:00

oh god
i'm just so bored right now.
there's totally nothing to do now.

why, Why ... WHY does everyone i know seems to have gone overseas?!
i'm so alone here people!
come back you all from your stupid vacations n die here with me!
please?
pretty please?

o k a y. . .
forget it
i hope all of u will burn in hell
while i drop-dead with boredom on a plate of sushi

opps~
i said the wrong thing
no bitching these 2 days

*zips mouth, lock it, throws away key*
okay
-i'm ready for that plate of sushi-

i need to buy a butt cushion

2006-10-29T13:01:00.000+08:00

yes
i reallyyy need to buy a butt cushion
with straps.

went to east coast park to cycle yesterday
with me, stef n jean
the journey was super-longdeliciously, long

all of us nearly fell asleep,
in the end me and jean started sitting in totally chor loh positions like;
taking a seat each n leaning our backs on the windows while resting our legs on the other seats

in the end, we started to do alot of boh liao things like comment on car colours,
complaining about how pathetic we were on wanting to sleep so early in the day
and that if we owned cars, what colours would they be.

stef was just siting demurely at another seat listening to her damn music.
act mature = q

turns out that jean wanted 3 cars.
one pink, one green and one orange
crazy girl

then she was going on about having matching clothes shoes n phone covers
when i suggested that she should dye her hair a matching colour too

when we reached our destination ( finally!)
i discovered that stef's bladder problem was acting up again
at cp=1 time
at katong plaza=1 time
at east coast=1 time
at katong plaza opon returning=1 time
at tampines mall=1 time

total times she went; 5
me n jean only went once the whole trip

at east coast park;
the bicycle rental rate sucked, a whole lot
$16 for two hours + one hour free, it was so damn ex-pen-ssive
and the worst thing was, the bicycle had to scyn!
so when jean started paddling at first i couldn't get the tempo of it,
so the bloody back paddles kept spinning on their own and hiting my poor legs!

i went: woah. woah OUCH!!! oww, oww, owW~!!

and jean went: ahh, woah . . . AHHHH!!!~

so me n her just went woah-ing and ahh-ing for like dunno how long
and there was so MANY hairy ang mohs starring at us.
damn embarrasing.

but luckily the noise pollution went down after a while... heng sia

later on, i found out that the seats hurt,
and then me n jean started complaining like hell on how the seats were horrible n how our butts hurt like hell as well as a discussion on the bringing of butt cushions with straps on them for our next cycling trip, just in case.

n stef was just there cycling along shuang-ly on her single, comfy bike.
=(

and some how the discussion went to become a debate on which butt cushioning method would work the best.
i just thought that wearing thicker pants would help
but then jean got the idea of stuffing cotton wool in the seat of the pants

weird

then we went to the beach to rest our poor butts.
one word for it; SHIOK
we just doodled in the sand on stuff n jean was totally obsessed with calling herself MRS.FONG aka, wife of alex fong. -,-

then we went on top of the rocky thingie to rest and the wind was all blowing n stuff so it was actually very cooling.
kinda romantic.
then jean started adding to the mood by playing all types of love songs.
then i complained that i didn't have any so she sent me one by jakie chan n someone else
quite old, called endless love

it turns out i couldn't play it. shit

so the whole day turned out quite nicely and all our hair got turned into imitations of mr.porcupine by hair stylist; typhoon.

after stef went home, jean n i went to pick up some stuff at cold sotrage n value for the gathering.

it freakin made us feel like housewives

we were lugging bags of marshmellow,chocolate bars, ice-cream cones, a 8pack box of titbits, and a mini bottle of hershey egg shell fudge.
u better be grateful sexxay 6c's.

i should have listened to jean when she asked if we need a basket at the entrance.

desperate housewives;
desperate for a basket and looking like bona fide, 14-year-old housewives.

in the end jean went to get a basket while i went to look at sprinkles.
before going, she retorted back; but housewives do not have to buy enough junk food to feed 30 kids.

groceries bought, next stop... value
bought some plates, forks, spoons, pink n blue bowls, as well as 2 notebooks for signing.
conserve ppl, conserve.
cuz we might not have enough plates/forks/spoons/bowls to go round

pls sign the books for me n jean before leaving,
pens will be provided,
just don't take them home.

if you do;
big momma is going to come from hollywood n spank ur butts

6c ppl... here i come!

2006-10-27T12:46:00.000+08:00

woohoo! 6c chio bu's, shuai ge's, xiao char boh's n retards . . .
i have good and bad news for all of u
which d'ya want to hear first?
of course the good news first loh, the ppl of 6c got bad news die die will also dun wan hear de

the good news . . . will have a 6c gathering on 20th nov(date not really confirm), if can go pls don't tell me, go tell jean.
will be held at the function room.
those that want to swim pls come early at bout 4 or 4.30
or those that got nth to do can also come early. . . but don't expect to be anything to do for u unless u want to clean the toilets for the aunties

those that don't want to swim OR clean toilets, u may come later at bout 5.30 (p.m pls, don't want any one calling us at unearthly hours)

meet at rangun(sp?) lrt station, call jean upon reaching. the pool is directly in front of the function room so there is no chance of getting lost. for bathrooms; take the function room a north, the guys toilet will be on the west n the girls on the east.

male perverts; pls don't go to the females toilet by 'accident', females this applies to u too; don't go to the males toilet.
btw, each toilet only has two cubicles for bathing(not sure for male toilet), so those that are swimming will just have to take turns.

will be holding a mini 'tour' when u ppl arrive, just in case

there will be pizza, pasta, marshmellows, chocolate, ice-cream, fudge, thousand and thousands, garlic bread n other goodies. so the bad news is that those not going will be missing out on all of the above! too bad, too sad, but we're gonna eat ur share

each person will have to pay $8. nett. in cash. no credit cards or cheque. no ez-link cards either.

this is not MacDonalds ppl. neither is it the bird stall where u can use a platinium master card like bloody richard did. although we wouldn't mind is you gave us the whole card =)

think jean has just set up a class webbie though, but i can't blippin' go in cus of the name.
think she also has the date changed too.

f*** it man, change the date jean . . .

the bloody SIMS2 won't load !

2006-10-23T11:56:00.000+08:00

haven't posted in quite awhile . . .
and i'm feeling sian. . .
so i got this from jean who stole it from michelle

Bold the statements that are true to you.
Italise the statements that you WISH were true.
Leave the Fibs alone.
Then, stab 5 people to do the same test.

I miss someone right now.
I do not watch tv these days.
I wear glasses or contact lenses.
I love to play video games.
I have tried marojuana.
I have been in a threesome.
I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
I have changed mentally over the last year.
I carry a knife/razor everywhere with me.
I curse.
Im totally smart. HAHAHA!
I've broken someone's bones.
I'm paranoid sometimes.
I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
I need money right now.
I love sushi.
I talk really, really fast.
I have long hair.
I have lost money in Las Vegas.
I have at least one sibling.
I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
I couldn't survive without Caller ID.
I like the way I look.
I am usually pessimistic.
I have a lot of mood swings.
I have a hidden talent.
I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
I have a lot of friends.
I am currently single.
I have pecked someone of the same sex.
I enjoy talking on the phone.
I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
I love to shop.Enjoy window shopping.
I would rather shop than eat.
I don't hate anyone.
I'm a pretty good dancer.
I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
i have a cell phone.
I believe in God.
I watch MTV on a daily basis.
I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.I've rejected someone before.
I want to have children in the future.
I have changed a diaper before.
I've called the cops on a friend before.
I'm not allergic to anything.
I have a lot to learn.
I'm shy around members of the opposite sex.
I have made a significant other or crush in the past.
I have tried alcohol before.
I own the South Park movie.
I would die for my best friend.
I think that Pizza Hut has the best pizza.
I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
I love Michael Jackson, scandals and all.
Halloween is awesome because you get f ree candy.
I watch Spongebob Squarepants and I like it.
I am happy at this moment.
I'm obessed with guys.
I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.
I study for tests most of the time.
I am comfortable with who I am right now.
I have more than just my ears pierced.
I walk barefoot wherever I can.
I have jumped off a bridge.
I love sea turtles.
I spend ridiculous money on makeup.
Plan on achieving a major goal/dream.
I'm proficient in a musical instrument.
I worked at McDonald's restaurant.
I hate office jobs.
I love sci-fi movies.
I think water rules.
I went collage out of state.
I like sausages.
I love kisses.
I fall for the worst people.
I adore bright colours.
I can't live without black eyeliner.
I don't know why the hell I'm doing this.
I usually like covers better than originals.
I can pick up things with my toes.
I can't whistle.
I can move my tongue in wave, much like a snake's slither.
I have ridden/owned a horse.
I still have every journal I've written in.
I can't stick to a diet.
I talk in my sleep.
I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
I have jazz in my blood.
Climbing trees is a brilliant past-time.
I wear a toe ring.
I can't stand at LEAST one person I work with.
I am a caffeine junkie.
I cosplay or know what cosplaying is.
I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical the better.
I'm an artist.
I only clean my roon when necessary.
I like a person of the same sex.
I love being happy.
I am an adrenaline junkie.

Here are those who deserve being stabbed in their backs.
#o1.me
#o2. me
#o3. me
#o4. me
#o5. my teddy bear

o m g ... i'm so bored again

bored to death in 4secs flat

2006-10-15T12:42:00.000+08:00

i can't believe it.
i'm actually getting b o r e d . . . how can this be?

it's just after the exams and i'm getting B.O.R.E.D!!!???
this is like a taboo word, like i'm supposed to have alot of thing on my list of things-to-do

like for example: get a life
jump in the pool
go crazy and, kill everyone in the streets?!

you know, anything?!

and besides that, i just ate curry for breakfast . . . and now i've got a tummy ach. OUCH
has any one bought a voodoo doll and put my name up on it?
a purple voodoo doll perhaps? one with mushroom hair?
or one that say's 'bugis market' when pressed in the middle?

i. am . so . bored . out . of . my . guts

my eyes are popping out, my digestive system is rotting, i have 2 appendix.
okay, i'm lying. but that's just because i'm bored okay... it's counted as a white lie.
and white lies don't count as lie, so there. I=
but everyone seems to have something to do.

vincent is obsessed with PRISON BREAK and chocolate cupcakes
stef is obsessed with chioing MAPLE
probably wx is too . . .
ec is . . . obsessed with, er . . . god knows what
zm can't be obsessed cuz she has fever =( but at least she has something to do!
qh is away on short vacation!
and most of all jean is obsessed with cute hong kong guys alex fong is her LAOGONG!

I WANT TO BE OBSESSED WITH SOMETHING!!!

maybe i should take up terrorism as a profession . . .
you know. . .like, people running in the streets, screaming/tearing their hair out and then i shall be in the middle or all this chaos, holding a rapid-fire, state-of-the-art, rifle while laughing my evil laugh; BWAHHAHA

sadist

but there are some problems, 1. i don't have a a rapid fire, state of the art, rifle.
2.and have no idea how to get one.
3.even if i did i wouldn't have the money for it.

maybe i should become a WDM dealer instead.

okay, nevermind, tummy ache's gone... hee hee

i'm back people!

2006-10-14T14:48:00.000+08:00

o m g~
i have a feeling i'm going to flunk chinese, math, history, geo, art and blah blah blah

but WHO CARES man

i'm F . R . E . E man
i believe i can fly, i believe i can touch the sky

i shall start to worship sleeping from today!

oh hail the mighty zzZZzZZzzzZZz who brings us the humble mortals rest,

although we may snore, drool or sleep or talking our dreams,

tell secrets we shouldn't, or do unsightly things in our sleep,

but we still love you oh mighty sleep

thank you once again for this gift of momentarily death. . .

amen~

but thou shall not worship majong.

thou thinks majong is a curse on thou.

went to play majong at ec house yesterday, took some time to get the hang of it. damn wx, ec and vincent for wining! wx n ec keep wining! what hu! also qh n zm win bout 2(?) times also! then me n stef is like always almost hu but then some idiot will suddenly hu! omg... i'm going to burst a blood vessel soon. most of the time me n stef have a really nice suite but most of them were not vaild cuz of a S t u p i d flower tile we did not have. and then zm n qh keep stealing out tiles! they keep peng/pong-ing OUR tiles that we want to CHI!!!

*PoP*

oh, there goes my blood vessel. and speaking of CHI, haha, vincent was hilarious! every time he wanted to 'eat' a tile from the person before him, he would say in a VERRY prima donna, high-pitched voice "CHI", and then take the tile with a uber smug, i-gonna-win-this-time, smile.

and then everyone started saying chi. so the room was like,

CHI CHI chi chi

CHI CHI CHI

also, when any tile came out, he would be like super high strung and the immediately put a hand over it while saying 'what tile! what tile isit!' then when it wasn't the tile he wanted then he would sudenly relax and say; oh, i don't need it.

hello, goosebumps are all appearing.

when any one took a long time to throw a tile, everyone would just be like, 'fasterfasterfaster!" then when it was a tile that no one needed, evert one would say "CHEY".

lol

i'm soo happy that the exams are over. :)

going escape tmr! let's SCREAM! S-C-R-E-A-M!

now , i have time to get my metalbolism back. harharhar.

two more weeks and i'm free!

2006-09-26T15:35:00.000+08:00

this post will have to last two weeks
exams round the bend, no time to lose
studying is like pooping, you hate it, but it's necassary

today, is a special day..
HAPPY BurpDAY stef!

okay, back to business.
today in music, ROFL & LMAO made a special blog post together
it was like, bloody lame, but good ...
then in the middle of it all, guess what happened.
THE FREAKIN' COMPUTER OFF-ed

and obviously since we didn't save that post... you know what happened
URRGH...thinking of it just makes the chocolate bananas poop!

turns out everyone's computer was turned off by the teacher just because it was the end of the lesson
...couldn't she just ASK... will it like... cause her to drop dead or smth?!

urgh.

anyway, when we went back to class, me and stef racked our brains in order to salvage that wonderful piece of art we did in music, here's the conversation:

LMAO: heehee, today's a special day

ROFL: wahahaha, nth to say

LMAO:we should say HALLO

ROFL: we should say MEE SIAM MAI HUM

LMAO: wah kao! wan compare in size isit!!! neah

ROFL: i didn't say leh

LMAO: dun be sooo drama

ROFL: i am not being dramtic xD

LMAO: drama mama. lol
*that's when the computer turned off*

oh ya... got back my science paper today..you know what? i actually PASSED. o m g. i still can't believe IT, the birthday gir's luck must have somehow rubbed on me.. heehee
so happy that i could jump to god knows where!
whee~
moreover, i actually got 20/25, what a m i r a c l e

but pride comes before a fall...
so during the same lesson, i found this

"Syphilis, can eventually lead to insanity, paralysis, and even death"

i'm soo dead.
it's only a matter of time before i'm paralysis and sent to heaven.
goodbye mother earth...
goodbye my friends... i'll be burning my guts out in hell...*sheds tear*

i've got an idea for a sims2 cartoon i'm going to make.
actually the idea was from some website...
but i'm going to altering the concept just a little

heehee.
in it i'm going to play the role as cupid-in-training
and i'm going to let a few characters that i've created make their own choices... and i'll be taking snapshots of their life, and try to interprete what on earth i think their saying.

only when things are not going the holy way, then i'll step in for a little... guidance.

so it kinda like a sims reality show...
without the real poeple's 'reality' in it.
as in... i mean sims are not real so there can't really be a 'reality' for them
... if you get what i mean...
if not... nvm

i've sort of a 'draft' on the characters:

-christopher robins (grown up)
-osmar (barbie's grandaddie)
-barbie (hey..every show needs a babe)
-*tomdickharry(anomyous block on the block)optional

think i might add another babe or smth to add some spice.
heehee. christopher robins is suppose to have abandoned winnie the pooh in his childhood and now has a fetish for WDMs... barbie should play the role of the 'sluty' bimbo that every guy is suppose to lust after
... but who know's? i'm not supposed to butt in... am i?

*gives innocent smile*

home econs catastrophe

2006-09-13T16:49:00.000+08:00

cooking is such a perfect recipe for disasters~

honestly, i can't bake a cake to save my life.
i have no idae whatsoever on why my cakes always come out of the oven looking like a
lava-less volcano.
i really don't know what went wrong. i did everything exactly by the book but it it just rises
only in the middle.

reminds me of a hump.

my hump, my hump my hump, my hump.
my lovely lady lumps...

*shivers in revulsion*

i hate apple strudels

they look so innocently easy to make that i became a fool!
yeah right...
just butter,flour,salt,eggs,raisins,cinammon,apples,sugar
*ping* my microwave fairywaves a wand, and out comes a flaky piping hot heavenly smelling strudel!

just my wishful thinking
in fact it was totally the opposite
what came out resembled a apple-juice-leaking, burnt, rock-hard, shrunken sausage thing

errm... okay... actually the apple juice part was my fault
i was supposed to use rasins too
but we didn't have any in the house
so, impulsively, i substituted the raisins for another apple
obviously an apple has alot of juice, much more than raisins
but i was too stupid to realise that
so the filling became reallly watery... and it all 'leaked out'

the burnt n shrunken part was NOT my fault
the strudel, for some unknown reason, just had something against me

the 'harden' strudel was more of the book's fault
it didn't tell me i had to bloody fold-n-freeze it to produce the flaky effect

so the result was a total failure.

but i'm not the only one in this.

haha.some one else is worse. heehee

the french toast n iced-milo incident

t'was a bright sunny day in schol and it was home econs.
"today, we are going to make french toast and iced milo. each of you take an egg, sugar, and a piece of bread for your french toast and two teaspoonfuls of milo powder and 200ml of water
for your iced milo...", and the teacher proceeded onto the instructions.

though the instructions were clear, cs managed to raise the blood pressure of our teacher.
by adding the milo powder to the eggs. maybe he was trying to make something new, like, milo
eggs and iced toast?! who knows? any how, i could already see a blood vein threatening to burst
in her neck.

so in the end cs had to throw the milo-egg away.
pity,

it might have tasted nice.

quit

2006-09-07T15:08:00.000+08:00

i'm depressed now

i can't remember anything.

who am i?

all i can think of is how my blog sux

think i'm going to quit.

perhaps if that woman above gave me what's in her hands...

i might be happier.

hehe.

i hate my blog.

K dramas!

2006-09-04T23:07:00.000+08:00

I , Ms lim jia yuan, officially ....
LOVE K-Dramas!

and korean songs.

i even dreamt bout goong once
n i didn't sleep for 1 night just to watch my lovely sam soon..lol

i know i'm kinda ruining my lame blog like this,
but this post is specially dedicated to all the k dramas i've watched.

lovers in paris
millionaire's first love
winter sonata
da chang jin
the king and the clown (okay..i only watched the mv)
my lovely sam soon
palace/goong/princess hours
stairway to heaven
etc...

some i did not write down cuz i don't know the english title. or forgot

any way although most korean dramas are of a love triangle or square... cube... watever..

but the plot and the settings are different
and that's what matters!

omg
i really don't know how much tears i've shed for them!
i probably need the sahara desert to dry them!

i'm gonna cry my insides out!

*SOBBB* *sniff*

the bloody culprit is goong

WAHHH!!!

it's so touching that after holidays i think i'm gonna come back to school looking like some red-eyed monster freak.

Princess Hours is a drama that starts with the interesting premise.
What if modern Korea were a constitutional monarchy with a king?
and offers two types of fun the romance arising between a noble prince and an ordinary girl, and the familiarity of all this happening in modern-day Korea.
A perfect boy from a noble bloodline, with good looks and a sense of unpolished beauty has to marry against his will at the age of 19.
An ordinary girl from an ordinary family, with a clumsy character, average grades and average looks oversteps the prejudice and barriers surrounding her.
The process how they fall in love with each other unfolds with excitement.
(i didn't write this)

and at the end of every episode of goong,
there will be screen shots of teddy bears posing based on some touching scenes in that episode.
so cute!

some MVs of goong(nice songs)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0SsSQSZwd0g&mode=related&search super funi scenes!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=gQSPq10KXk0 (great one!)

http://youtube.com/watch?v=tw5JGeq184M

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Jzqrv6xsh74

http://youtube.com/watch?v=FuBkMjOfQiA

http://youtube.com/watch?v=XD-x4RbPN84 ( the KISS) whoots!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=70rfvZC64DU <3

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Ni7-I5bXnVQ song not nice...just concentrate on the kiss..lol

http://youtube.com/watch?v=6BO58iWRQ0M

also there will be a goong season 2 out soon! yeah! :)

this is a tribute to kim sun ah (gorgeous female lead of my lovely samsoon)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYnzIzpfXFU

lame video of my lovely samsoon (dunno y i posted it, boh liao lor)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdTa-yM6XVI

OST mv of my lovely sam soon
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLduHscqYc4&mode=related&search=

another sad mv from my lovely samsoon
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQ7p3Ry_qSA&mode=related&search=

funny clip of hyun bin(male lead of my lovely samsoon)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9wF4lZR4fw&mode=related&search=

'summary' of moments from my lovely sam soon
http://www.spcnet.tv/forums/archive/index.php/t-12411.html

the poor kim sun ah gained 6/7/8/9 (?) kg just for the show.
poor thing.
but she's really preety in real life.
she even starred in the korean movie wet dreams.
lol

really sad mv of the king and the clown
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3nrEpqU7mE

final part of palace/goong/princess hours (happy ending!)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qH_fr_snFA4

touching mv of millionaire's first love
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2_Zwo3WKgc

got the idea from some one.
10 must-haves in K-dramas

1. it must be a love triangle/square/cube/blahblahblah

2.the male lead is a rich jerk

3.the female lead is kind and cute(from average or poor backgrounds)

4.two guys one girl

5.the female lead is the one that 'opens' the male leads lonesome heart

6.the male and female lead are initially 'force' to have a relationship
e.g arranged marriage

7.the second male lead is always the one that likes the girl first
but in the end either turns bad
and/or never gets the girl
e.g stairsways to heaven, lover's in paris

8.male lead always doesn't treasure female lead at first

9.if it's a love square, only got one pair together in the end.
the other's all get hurt.

10.the female lead and her family is very funny or very close, which the male lead is jealous of.

okay...the last few is all snailshit.

any way...
i'm planning on watching summer scent, spring waltz, and autumn breeze/wind(?)

it's actually a 'package' based on all four seasons
spring summer winter autumn

my eye bags are getting bigger.

does any one have the theme songs of goong?

the song iwant is at the end of this part from final ep24-03
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoxNs_B_9NM

i really love it alot!

if u have it just send me

komsaihamidas (sp?) thank you

i love k-drama

ice skating is so slippery

2006-09-02T13:44:00.000+08:00

went ice-skating yesterday
it was fun...

alot of things happened

and i also fell.

so stupid.
i was going solo,
then this guy suddenly went in my path n i still so noob
(actually he also very noob, lol)
then i don't know how to stop,
he also dunno u was going to bang into him,

i try to slow down,
then he at that point, turn around

the we were like

i: woah~

he: ahh~

i: WOAH~

then...

*ahhh*
*ahhhhhhh*

*woah*

*~owww~*

!!!
*sorry sorry sorry!*

i 'accidentally' leaned on him cuz i really cannot stop
then xiang bu dao he also fall
then i also fall
then his jeans n shirt the WHOLE thing got wet

lol
i landed on my hands n knees so only got abit wet

but it was near a puddle
so when i squeeze my gloves,
i could actually squeeze water out!

gosh

atfirst, we all like wobble wobble on the ice
cuz it was relly slippery
like on...
ermmm....

ice?!

okay...then later me n stef hold hand n skate around in speed: quite-fast-for-noobies

then later on i tried to go solo fast fast

that's how i banged into the guy

so pai seh.

then i felt really bad...
but after we all watched him for awhile...
i didn't feel so guilty le...

lol
cuz he keep falling down on his own accord
and he also bang into ppl

lalala~

no more birds for that guy!~

and the thing is...
he's like anyhow skate
it's like a cycle...

like...zoom here zoom there...
~woahwoahwoah~
*plop*

it never changes.

then me, stef, wen xin n ee chen
we all keep inventing weird things to do on the ice.
actually must also thank tzu mi for helping us in balancing.

also did foot drills on ice.
so creative
then we keep turing this way and that on the ice and laughing at nothing

retards, man.

also got other things
like using our skates to splash ice chips on to each other
lol
think only i could do it

noobs~

ha...think i'm starting to like that word

elmo's world tune

lala la la, lala la la,
i like noobs
lala la la, lala la la,
i love noobs...

i like retards too,
retards like u~
that's~ retards world~...

na na nana nana!

*claps*

but i honestly think that everyone has a sports curse.
u know why?
previously i got say that i got cursed by the captain ball at school right?

i think stef has the same curse in skating
the skates just brainwashes the ppl around her

like when she almost want to reach us le
some stupid person will just bloody Zoom past her and she will like

WoahWoahWoah~

it's happened many times already.
reach for the side to rest...
Zoom

want to reach for us...
Zoom

try to from solo back to duo...
ZOOM

poor pigeon

then wen xin got help ee chen to skate while me n stef go skate
feel abit bad bout that

ee chen so f.a.k.e
keep saying she dunno how to skate,
in the end when all of us finally skate together
all of them including ee chen all skate faster than me
then i like lao ah po
lagging behind

*waitwait*
so pai seh

hmup.

f-a-k-e-r.

dunno how to roller blade still can go so fast

liar liar
pants on fire...

lol

any way...
it was great.

but cold
and expensive.
n my legs n feet are like
already flew up to heaven with their wings and halos

but it still rocks

next time come early in the morning,
then go home at night.

aiya!

go there stay suan le.

got free air-con any way.

shuang~

freedom of speech

2006-08-27T20:58:00.000+08:00

honestly...i think there's really no freedom of speech over here.

that's so unfair.
and the thing is that not only people who can speak don't have a freedom of speech,
even those who CAN'T speak don't have the freedom of speech.

it's true

like babies...
they can't speak what they want can't they.
like parents always want them to say mama or papa.
if the babies said shut up,
do u think the parents would rejoice or become like this...

baby: shut up, donkey holes.
mom: oh george! our baby's talking! oh! oh!
dad: yes! that's great honey! that's wonderful! he's saying shut up! oh our baby said the MOST wonderful word in the galaxy!
mom: our dear, darling little baby is talking!

duh.

no way any parent is going to say that.

prove it and i'll give u a million.

more likely, the parents are going to say...

mom:oh my freakin' god! u bloody *toot* george! always using those Bloody languages when you
watch that bloody *toot* football!

dad: oh yeah! well, like you don't use it too! always complaining that someone else snaged that
gucci, 70% off, limited edition leather handbag from you at the sample sale! more likely it
was YOUR genes that did that!

mom: yeah right, u bloody egoistic buster! I WANT A DIVORCE! oh, and by the way... i think
your freakin golf sux.

and then the government undercover agents would suddenly crash through the window,
bring them to court,
then sue them for divorcing without proper reason.
(or some thing like saying vulgar words in front of an innocent infant)

even parents do not have the freedom of speech.

i think instead of hiring undercover agents to install the latest technology in everyone's house, to see if anyone was speaking of some unknown taboo, they should just cut of everyone's tongue including their own and get over with it.

just as well.
it would save alot of political crisis of no one could speak.
then no one would be accused of discussing politics.

but anyway...the accuser wouldn't be able to accuse cuz he/she already has his tongue cut off.

eww...

imagine having no tongue.
lol

french kisses wouldn't exist,
little boys wouldn't get spanked on the bum for sticking out their tongue,
lolipops would be banned,
tongue piercing would go out of business,
and no more sweet sour bitter or salty.

brr...
it's horrible.

having no freedom of speech sux.
yea... it sux.

constipated arm wrestling

2006-08-23T19:14:00.000+08:00

this entree was inspired by constipated faces.

MY constipated face
as some ingrate said.

it was mentioned by someone,
who said my face looked constipated when i arm wrestle.

damn u richard gear.

any way...
arm wrestling rawks
it's so FUN man.

it's ALMOST as fun as gossiping.
raaawwarr!

i love arm wrestling.

i shall take my revenge.

so long le .
still in same position.
everyone go home pang sai le, still won't move an inch.

breaktimes:

and they kept taking breaks.
again and again.
the whole thing took 15mins.
i saw it.
and in the end nither won.
both gave up.
"too tired"
"no energy"

yea..rrrright.

gawds...
i keep making so many lame stickmen comics,
might as well make my own series.

yah..
hmmm....

see if i'm in a making-lame-stickmen-comics mood

depends if i'm not in a PMSmood...

lol

voodoo curses

2006-08-21T15:54:00.000+08:00

i think i have some kind of distant enimity with captain's ball.

it keeps attacking me.

the knee, stomach, face, jaws.... you name it.
it even wants to trip me up

too bad even a cursed ball has its limitations.
it. has. no legs.

WHARHHAHHAHHA!!!
**

neah-heah...
stoopid.

no leg still dare try trip me.
bu zhi liang li

*arhum*
any way. .. the bloody ball brainwashed those who were holding it to aim it me.
sort of like a dartboard..
like the ball is the dart and i'm, well..., the board. duh

i'm having a suspicion that the ball that hit me today is the same ball that brainwashed that (now) 2h/i girl in sec1 orentation to throw the ball directly at my already broken spectacles.

she was lucky.
my spectacles were already broken before and held with scotch tape.

if my spec had not been already broken...
the only thing that broke would not be the poor scotch tape.
and i mean something that involves bones.

back to the point...
i was hit by the ball AGAIN, during another PE lesson.
AND... tripped during the same game and hurt my knee.

sometimes when i KNOW that i've already caught it...
the bloody just FLY out of my hand

like this...

woah!

i caughz zee ballz! HaHaHa...now u can't escape! u dirty piece of poop! =D

it flew!

i swear!

i really can see that meannie's smirk on it dirty ragged face.

i hate it.

i reeally hate it.

yupyup..i do.

i like monkeys

2006-08-18T14:44:00.000+08:00

k... i got this from a link.
funny though.

I like monkeys.

The pet store was selling them for five cents a piece.
I thought that odd since they were normally a couple thousand each.
I decided not tolook a gift horse in the mouth.
I bought 200.

I like monkeys.
I took my 200 monkeys home. I have a big car. I let one drive.
His name was Sigmund. He was retarded. In fact, none of them were really bright.
They kept punching themselves in their genitals.
I laughed.
Then they punched my genitals.
I stopped laughing.

I herded them into my room.
They didn't adapt very well to their new environment.
They would screech, hurl themselves off of the couch at high speeds and slam into the wall. Although humorous at first, the spectacle lost its novelty halfway into its third hour.
Two hours later I found out why all the monkeys were so inexpensive:they all died.
No apparent reason.
They all just sorta' dropped dead.
Kinda' like when you buy a goldfish and it dies five hours later.

Damn cheap monkeys.
I didn't know what to do.
There were 200 dead monkeys lying all over myroom, on the bed, in the dresser, hanging from my bookcase.
It looked like I had 200 throw rugs.
I tried to flush one down the toilet. It didn't work.
It got stuck.

Then I had one dead, wet monkey and 199 dead, dry monkeys.
I tried pretending that they were just stuffed animals.
That worked for awhile, that is until they began to decompose.
It started to smell real bad.
I had to pee but there was a dead monkey in the toilet and I didn't want to call the plumber.
I was embarrassed.

I tried to slow down the decomposition by freezing them.
Unfortunatelythere was only enough room for two monkeys at a time so I had to change them every 30 seconds.
I also had to eat all the food in the freezer so it didn't all go bad.

I tried burning them.
Little did I know my bed was flammable.
I had to extinguish the fire.

Then I had one dead, wet monkey in my toilet, two dead, frozen monkeys inmy freezer, and 197 dead, charred monkeys in a pile on my bed.
The odor wasn't improving.
I became agitated at my inability to dispose of my monkeys and to use the bathroom.
I severely beat one of my monkeys.
I felt better.

I tried throwing them away but the garbage man said that the city wasn't allowed to dispose of charred primates.
I told him that I had a wet one.
He couldn't take that one either.
I didn't bother asking about the frozen ones.

I finally arrived at a solution. I gave them out as Christmas gifts.
My friends didn't know quite what to say.
They pretended that they like them but I could tell they were lying.
Ingrates.
So I punched them in the genitals.

I like monkeys

link:http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=12845

big green hulk-ing things

2006-08-14T14:57:00.000+08:00

you know something?

i think shrek and the hulk must have some kinda far-fetched relation.
really..shrek;green hulk;green
shrek likes to drink potions(shrek2)
hulk also sort of drank "potions".

the hulk was a cutie before the "potion" activated.
shrek became a hunk after the "potion" activated.

must be some kind of reversed generation genes in there.

any way...shrek. he has layers like onions..(not like cakes)
and the hulk also has layers

overlapping muscles on his 10-pack do count.

their also both big greenie with a softie's heart...
genes. again.

i therefore come, to the conclusion, that SHREK and HULK are both ogres!

thus i, dub thee, sir Frankenstein...
their oldest ancestor!

*clap clap clap*
*means yes>*

see, shrek has got his stick-outs ears from his greatgreatgreat-grand daddy.
luckily shrek was born bald...
or he'll have 365 , 24/7 bad hair...
i'm sure that would have been the last straw for princess Fiona.

seriously..
frankie's bride needs a super-duper extra smoothening frizz control conditioner for that bush on top of her husband's head.

he also needs a hair treatment and a cut on top of that.

fashion designers and consultants all over the world would have heart attacks and eye cancer if they saw the state of his clothes.

at least the more modern hulk has a better fashion sense.

even if he caused us to faint in fright at his now evolved hercules-worthy lean hard muscles, by ripping his clothes off and letting the rest of the show go to waste...

compensation

2006-08-13T17:47:00.000+08:00

opps..
i forgot that today is the 13th

so i should not lie

although i'm not a christian..
i should respect their religion.
today is also sunday... 'mass day'.

so...(being a gooood girl).
i shall compensate to my lie and post this lame 1min-to-make cartoon
yup.

ok..that combination skin freak was put there cuz he wanted to use the skII mask also.
but i forgot to add it there.
i didn't have enough time.
it IS a one min cartoon.
one min isn't that much time...

i actually got the idea from an old 8days issue.lol

i like to lie

2006-08-13T17:28:00.000+08:00

due to an overwhelming response..
i have decided to post another.

...okay..that's a lie.
i like to lie

BUT i SWEAR that i won't lie...
for this post.

seriously..
i think i need to see a plastic surgeon.
really.
and no..it's not because i need to get a boob job
although some people think i need one.

no botox either.
no way am i going to look like barbie...
even though ken may want it.

i just need to have some laugh restrictions.
i'm going crazy.
sometimes i think i sound like i just drowned.
or i have some kind of respiration infecting illness
like hyper-ventilation,or a sudden asthma attack.
maybe lung cancer.
who knows?

and sometimes i just think a evil warty witch has possesed me
*cackle in the moonlight*

my laughter is so confusing that sometimes i don't even know whether i'm crying my eyes out or laughing my foot off...

okay...
the part on being confused was a total lie...
harhar

i like to lie.

i FRIED rice!

2006-08-11T14:49:00.000+08:00

all by myself

yupyup...on my very own.lol
too bad i can't post the pic cuz cam got battery leak n usb cable doesn't work.
it sux.

any way... CREDITS: thai sos chili sauce,
golden boy button mushrooms,
canned spiced pork cubes,
pasar mixed frozen vegies,

without ur help, this wonderful production couldn't have been possible
thank you.

(actually the chili sauce was accidental) BUT THANK YOU anyway! ^^
chili never killed and so wouldn't a dejuiced chili...

the chili was actually more watery than i thought,
so a big glop ended up on MY rice...
it looked so obscenely obscene that i mixed it in..
taste damn nice though...
lol

but now i've got RED fried rice

i never really liked red.

2006-08-09T19:58:00.000+08:00

hihi..
tis is so lame..
new blog's birthday...9th aug!

happy national day!!!
lol.. bies

update soon. ^^