beware ants | Friday, January 19, 2007
i just realised something.
my handwriting is getting smaller.
i was doing my geo homework and the words looked okay while i was writing them,
but then when i stopped to observe them... OMG
they were like so damn tiny
the 'tallest' letter was like, only 2mm?!
i swear if an ant tried to read whatever i wrote, it would get myopia in an instant.
darn, is there any way to make one's handwriting grow bigger?
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1st day at sch | Wednesday, January 03, 2007
okay, i know i shouldn't be doing this when i have so much to do,
but i have no dicipline =)
confession: i almost fell asleep in class.
o be exact, during social studies.
when the teacher first walked in, it wasn't even the end of recess yet!
so kiasu.
n when i first looked at him...
i thought...
SO GAY!
lol, i know i'm bad to say that, but really, he looks so gay.
n during the lesson, he kept say all that stuff that made everyone damn sleepy.
i swear i wasn't the only one sleeping.
actually, i can't rmb what he said, because i was so sleeepy.
*YAWN*
actually, i also can't tell if i did fall asleep anot,
but if i did, i hould have slept for ONE period. =)
our english teacher is quite pretty.
n nice to us.
i can't comment any further.
forgot everything.
what i rmb is there are alot of Ng and Eng's in our teachers.
my form n science teacher is Ng wei yi,
my chem teacher is mdm/ms/mrs eng/ng.
i don't rmb the front, n she judt said out her name, so i don't rmb.
i was made vice-chair =)
what a surprise.
augustine was made chair.
then we talked about me doing the log book.
then scared forget to ask the teacher to sign,
like last yr stef n yw liddat =) (sry)
then royston say can forge the signature,
so bad! lol
so i guess now ask him to forg all the teachers signature le bah,
so no need for me n augustine to get up at all =)
holiday lazy.
hmm, HAHA, u know what?
my life education teacher is mr. koh.
once in sec1 he took my class's music.
then he made us Sing ~good morning mis-ter koh~
when ever he sang ~good mor-ning boys n girls~
omg, that was one of the GAYest moments in my life.
i'm sooo glad he didn't make us do it this time.
opps! shoud go do home work now,
i'm such a bad girl for not doing homework first. =b
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new year resolutions | Tuesday, January 02, 2007
*actually this post is for yesterday but there was smth wrong with the internet connection, so... i'm posting it today.*
Another year has passed and Santa Claus has grown a few more white hairs. It’s time to make more New Year resolutions! =) *masses of protest* okay okay! Fine! I know I break practically all of them every single year and most of them are more or less forgotten the second I make them BUT… I will improve, so I’m gonna post them this year, and all u guys out there must help me remember them!
Here goes. ..
The New Year resolutions I must remember
No1. improve my memory (so that I will not forget my new New Year resolutions)
No2. lose 10kg Hmm, that a bit too bloody ambitious… 5kg? Fine, JUST lose weight =/
No.3 stop freakin’ swearing so much. Shit, I just swore. Oh damn I did it again. What the hell. =I
No.4 be more girly ya, u got it, the infamous crazy kiddy is now trying to be more girly. But first, can some one buy me the hugo boss black ballish cologne thingie for men? I know it’s for men, But it’s just darn c u t e ! *swoons*
No5. buy chanel no.5? Lol, that wasn’t my idea, it’s vincent’s. Nah, think I should just stop copying other ppl’s homework… After I copy my holiday homework from other people. =)
No.6 eat more chocolate! Yae! Finally a resolution that I will enjoy. Research has shown that the coco beans used in chocolate contains flavournoids (sp?) which help reduce the risk of heart problems… smth like that. BUT, it’s greatly beneficial to health with long termed consumption. Sadly, only dark chocolate that contain 70% and above amounts of coco have pros that outweigh the cons. =(
No.7 indulge Hei hei, MY horoscope this year has said that I should Not deny any cravings. Actually it said “Don't deny yourself that new experience you've been craving, be it a trip or a class.” Well, indulging in ice-cream IS a experience i’m craving. Isn’t it? ;D
No.8 'Aim to make yourself happy by becoming really, truly intimate with someone.' (that was part of my horoscope too) Well I would be happy if I lost all that flab, I CAN become really truly intimate with some one, Myself! If only I could get past all that flab.
No.9 get more ang pao/bao Gosh, I can’t even spell that red coloured packet. Any way, all you married couples out there, Remember you must help me with my New Year resolutions!
A good way to start is by preparing more $$ in this year’s red packet =d
HAPPY NEW YEAR everyone!!!
and remember my red packet =)
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it's the 13th! | Wednesday, December 13, 2006
nooo! it's the 13th ofdec, doomsday!
how could this happen to meee~
the 13 unlucky thing that will make up the 13times unlucky day.
1.walking under a ladder to the kitchen to get a bar of chocolate containing 13 pieces
2.eating the bar of chocolate cotaining 13 pieces, then being guilty and pigging on another 12bars cotaining 13 pieces each.
3.walking 13x2 times under the ladder to get those other 12 bars of chocolate.
4.feeling sick with urself and going out for a walk to walk of the calories, u find out it's raining so u open a umbrella INSIDE before going out.
5. u open n close ur unbrella another 12 times because; u had to change ur shoes to flip-flops, u had to close the windows, then u were thirsty, u had to got to the toilet, u forgot ur key, someone called, u found ur pant's had a hole, finally realised the ladder was bad luck and put it back, thought after all u'd done should be worth enough calories *open close*sat down, though better of it and opened it again, realised it had a hole and changed another one and opened it before realising it wasn;\'t raning any more.
6. u finally got out and say the cat-lady next door holding 13 black kittens to be given out as she couldn't afford to keep them.
7. on ur way, u passed by a mac and went in cuz u couldn't resist the scent, ordered a pack of offer fries that cost $1.30
8.ate 13 fries before feeling sickned with urself for eating so much.
9.throwing the rest of it into bin no.13.
10.as u walked back, bus 13 ran into a puddle n u got splashed head to toe in dirty water.
11.u took the stairs in order to lose more calories but couldn't tahan when u reached the 13th floor.
12.u went up the rest of the way in the lift and took a shower, the shower broke down after 13 mins.
13. by then it was only 13mins past one o'clock in the afternoon. 13:13.
probably 13 seconds too. http://i-am-getting-fatter.blogspot.com
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make a wish! | Tuesday, December 12, 2006
yae yae yae!
it's my birthday TODAY!
nah, nah, nah. so wish me a happy birthday! =)
give me a cupcake,
with a candle on top,
let me make 3 small wishes,
one for you,
and one for me,
the last is never to be revealed~
WooHoo~ *extinguishes candle with saliva*
i'm gonna eat some cake,
pizza, and some cheapo 99cents sushi.
but i don't care cuz it's MY BIRTHday!!!
yae, my mom bought me a special cake today, yup yup.
all birthday cakes are special, yup yup,
but my cake is EXTRA special with all capital letters =)
do you know why?
no, i won't tell you why, it won't be so special after that.
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okay! okay!
i can't stand the suspense!
it's not everyday you turn fourteen on 12th dec
my cake is actually not, a whole cake.
yup.
it's made up of many different pieces of seperate slices.
so now my 'cake' is actually many slices of yummy calorie loaded cakes!
so i've got tiramisu, chocolate fudge, black forest, american cheesecake, Oreo mint cake, strawberry cake, coffee cake and almond too!~
yummy yummy, it's gonna be in my tummy after Dinner!
WAHharharhar
all u skinny twiggies out there. . .
ENVY me! be JEALOUS! cuz i'm gonna lavish the cakes one by scrumti-licious one.
HaHa, and i'm gonna eat them Right in front of YOU!
and don't pertend you don't care, cuz i know ur aneroxic bodies are Craving them.
*shit*
how could i be so evil on my birthday, forgive me god.
birthdays should be a Pleasant event, with Civilised people,
Elegantly eating their cakes with the Proper forks and their Pinkies UP.
NOT, a Raucous party, with monkeys Swinging on the chandelier,
Throwing the cake , and the people below Devouring what's left of the cake with Whatever fork they can find in the drawer.
okay, the monkeys maybe alittle over the top,
but i would have liked them (if they do not have rabies) =D
hmm, but actually most of the we just eat the cake on a foam disposable plate
with an equally disosable fork so no one has to do the washing.
then we throw Them into the disposable plastic bag in the not-so-disposable bin.
then the plates start to decompose and give of CFCs into the environment,
which in turn will destroy the ozone layer.
OH god! i'm such a BAD birthday girl. . . *sob*
THANK YOU everyone who wished me a happy birthday,
and i wish you all a happy belated birthday too!
thank you people for staying up late, when you could sleep early,
just to wish me happy birthday!
i want to thank my papa, my mama,
*sniff*
my crappy brother, my non-existence Maria and Yati,
*SoB*
the people at Han's who made my Special birthday cake and the monkeys who don't have rabies.
thank you all so much =)
although i've been such a bad girl
dear Santa,
please forgive me for all the bad things i've done this year because i don't want any more bad karma points. i'm going to leave a eraser and a correction tape with your christmas cookies this time so you don't have to go to Popular @ the north pole for them. please forgive the monkeys for throwing the cakes too. i don't think they have rabies, so you can leave them a christmas present too. please send me some non-CFCs disposable plates and give me back my metalbolism.
thank you,
and Amen.
p.s. share your cookies with Mrs.claus, it'll help with your pot belly too. =)
-The Bad Birthday Girl
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ching ching blues | Monday, December 11, 2006
i think i'm having PMS.
post-money-symptom
doctor! i'm felling stressed!
i don't have any money!!!
my hands are itchy, i want to stalk people in shopping malls,
i have a craving to buy everything in sight, i want to play 5-stones with my change,
i NEED to use $50 notes as my toilet paper!!!
how, how, How?!?!
christmas is coming,
and i'm dreaming of of a 24-carat star shaped diamond for the top of my tree!
oh no. . . i have to spend Money.
i'm suffering from the ching-ching blues!
money isn't everything_
for everthing else_
there's Mastercard._
BUT I DON'T HAVE A MASTERCARD!!
NO!!!~
tune of 'white christmas'
i'm dreaming of a mas-ter card,
just like the ones in the TV.
as the days go by, my stocking is still missing~
of that pla-ti-nium mastercard
*BooHoo*
i hate the ching ching blues =(
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i'm back, again. | Sunday, December 10, 2006
ouch, my arms and legs ached,
was aching and still aching.
i'm back from my dairy farm camp =)
actually, i have NO idea why on earth they called it a Dairy Farm camp.
as far as i could see, i could seriously Not hear any mooing or cow dung smell whatsoever.
they even didn't serve and dairy products!
no milk, no cheese, no margerine or even butter.
then only thing we ate alot of was chicken.
fried chicken at lunch, chicken wings at dinner, chicken sausages at supper blah blah blah.
is chicken in anyway related to cows?!
like maybe at night they go back to speaking their own languages?
imagine that!
chickens going MOO!
cows going POK-pok-keh!
creepy.
well, overall, i had alot of fun there.
i did abseiling, flying fox, rock climbing, and high elements.
whoots!
ALPHA! *woooooooooo!*
then uncle at the abseiling station was so nice! he was like this funnier, cooler version of krishnan.so much nicer =)
he even had an earring!
a tiny gold one with a red jewel in the middle =D
anyway, abseiling is not as scary as it looks, u'll only get alittle nervous at the start
but it's serious fun! yae!
the woman who was in charged of the she was quite impatient if u didn't do things right or smth but she's still cool.
at the bottom of the tower u could hear the Lyrics of the songs she was playing from the top where ur suppose to abseil from.
it's like this one long line where u'll be harnessed to and then u just ZIp down from the top to the other end.
then while she was doing a demo to us in what we were suppose to do, she kept calling those she dragged out to do the demo, DAH-lings.
haha, it was quite scary at the begining, u will feel like u were falling falling down and down and down. . .
then suddenly u got JERKED back then u will be half sliding half 'bouncing' the rest of the way,
kinda like swing. so FUN!!!
then the rock climbing was okay, just that my arms got tired after holding too long.
hais, lol, mei chi fan.
high elements, u have to climb up this pole with 'staples' in them, iron pieces that look like staples.
then balance on a single string with another two ropes at your side for support.
and then u just walk across.
there's another one where u have to climb across a rope net thingie.
so like for alot of them u have to grip on really tightly so in the end my hand was so jellyish.
actually, everyone's hand was like that.
I WANT TO DO IT AGAIN! <3
oh my god! i suddenly remembered!
oh no!
oh no, no, no!
how could i!
oh my darling, i'm so sorry.
i should die in the the toilet bowl for forgetting this!
sweety, darling, please forgive me. ..
oh my gosh, my DArLing HANDPHONE!
how could i forget your BIRTHDAY!!!
HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY MY DARH-LING DEAR HANDPHONE!!!
<3
it's MY turn too in a two more days ppl, yeah!
happy birthday to miiiii~
happy birthday to miiiii~
happy BIRTH-day to miii-ee,
happy birthday tOOOOO~ ME!!
*woooo!!*
please don't give me a cow or chicken for my birthday.
sorry people, no cows or fresh milk for you either. =b
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