home econs catastrophe | Wednesday, September 13, 2006
cooking is such a perfect recipe for disasters~
honestly, i can't bake a cake to save my life.
i have no idae whatsoever on why my cakes always come out of the oven looking like a
lava-less volcano.
i really don't know what went wrong. i did everything exactly by the book but it it just rises
only in the middle.
reminds me of a hump.
my hump, my hump my hump, my hump.
my lovely lady lumps...
*shivers in revulsion*
i hate apple strudels
they look so innocently easy to make that i became a fool!
yeah right...
just butter,flour,salt,eggs,raisins,cinammon,apples,sugar
*ping* my microwave fairywaves a wand, and out comes a flaky piping hot heavenly smelling strudel!
just my wishful thinking
in fact it was totally the opposite
what came out resembled a apple-juice-leaking, burnt, rock-hard, shrunken sausage thing
errm... okay... actually the apple juice part was my fault
i was supposed to use rasins too
but we didn't have any in the house
so, impulsively, i substituted the raisins for another apple
obviously an apple has alot of juice, much more than raisins
but i was too stupid to realise that
so the filling became reallly watery... and it all 'leaked out'
the burnt n shrunken part was NOT my fault
the strudel, for some unknown reason, just had something against me
the 'harden' strudel was more of the book's fault
it didn't tell me i had to bloody fold-n-freeze it to produce the flaky effect
so the result was a total failure.
but i'm not the only one in this.
haha.some one else is worse. heehee
the french toast n iced-milo incident
t'was a bright sunny day in schol and it was home econs.
"today, we are going to make french toast and iced milo. each of you take an egg, sugar, and a piece of bread for your french toast and two teaspoonfuls of milo powder and 200ml of water
for your iced milo...", and the teacher proceeded onto the instructions.
though the instructions were clear, cs managed to raise the blood pressure of our teacher.
by adding the milo powder to the eggs. maybe he was trying to make something new, like, milo
eggs and iced toast?! who knows? any how, i could already see a blood vein threatening to burst
in her neck.
so in the end cs had to throw the milo-egg away.
pity,
it might have tasted nice.
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