enlightenment ; aka. OMmm-ness | Tuesday, November 07, 2006
forgive me . . . i'm bored
.again.
okay, let's get back to business
do you ever ponder about what a title really means?
like, as in, the lyrics don't make any sense,
or the title doesn't relate at to whatever the weird lyrics are?
well, the *coughcough* awe-inspiring, Guru of Music (GM) is here to enlighten you humble mortals of the source of you distress!
case #1: justin timberlake- sexyback
verdict= throughout the song, the most frequently mentioned word is... you guessed
it, sexyback. so the most likely thing is that. . .well, he's obsessed with his back and
thinks it's sexy. apparently, his back is sexy enough for him to dedicate a song. i can't
say it for myself because i have never seen his back before. anyway, given the choice, i
would chose someone sexier like . . . idunno, johnny depp?(whats-his-name?)x-men's
wolverine. woohhh! THAT would be hot stuff.
case #2: fergie-london bridge
verdict= i think this is just a case of a mix up on the types of bridges. like in her lyrics "how
come everytime you come around my london bridge, i wanna go down like..." for your
information fergie, london bridge did NOT go down, it fell down. and i think she
confused london bridge with those kinda bridges that breaks into two to allow the ship
to pass through as stated in "part the seas don't be havin' me in the line".poor fergie, u
party too much girl.
case #3: robbie williams-rudebox
verdict= this seems to be asocciated with children. like... 'stop being so rude, go to the box!'
and also in the lyrics "okay now, back to basics" suggests that he's refering to children,
as in they are the basic building blocks of the society, like from a zygote to an
embroy. seems like children are a nasty bunch to him as shown in the lyrics 'your so
nasty'.
case #4:jibbs- chain hang low
verdict= why he did this song in the first place i have totally no idea. maybe he was trying to
copy justin timberlake in his obsession of sexybacks, except that jibbs obsession was in
the era where their metal chains hung low from their even lower slung pants.
but copycats aren't welcomed in the music industry.a word of advice boy; forget it, that
era is not coming back,so forget 'bout hanging 'em low and leave them for the salvation
army.
the enlightenment stops here for now,
gurus need rest from all the watts produces from so much en-lightening
just as en-suits make you wear so many suit for all that dinner parties going on
so, a last word before i go my friends,
MAY . THE . WATTS . BE . WITH . YOU
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